My tweets

• Sat, 15:32: You know, all that advice about how to keep your cat out of the Christmas tree isn't particularly helpful when... https://t.co/jL3XScirTY
• Sat, 16:03: The good kind of tears for a change. https://t.co/YXEcHEbIGr
• Sat, 20:34: Actually, yes they would. They would have confused the situation and made matters worse. https://t.co/WMDRaXR5iZ
• Sat, 20:54: https://t.co/RTii9rWUQx
• Sat, 22:15: https://t.co/d6dDAxKrKT
• Sat, 22:26: Ahem https://t.co/QcF5CQrGwU
• Sat, 23:35: https://t.co/OONSQDHdVm
• Sun, 10:17: Expanding on a comment from elsewhere: I think we need a "gun deaths" memorial, with marked out areas for... https://t.co/Uxas7PUf4K
• Sun, 11:51: If anyone in this sad, sick world is deserving of a miracle, it's this man. https://t.co/7zXKJ3XbSM